I just really, really had to say. Final Fantasy (Well, technically Squaresoft/Square Enix in general) caters to fangirls. And fanboys.

FOR FANGIRLS:
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I must conquer myself. - Warrior of Light. (Whoo yaoiiii *shot* This isn't really a fangirling thing, he's just fighting himself, but if you just read the quote by itself and understand some of the nuances of yaoi-ness, you'll see yaoi stars~)

FOR FANBOYS:
"Due to Ultimecia's visual design, it is possible to cause a situation where one can look up her dress to reveal her wearing nothing underneath. The same can be done for Terra Branford in her alternate costume, with her wearing something underneath." (Found on a page containing bloopers of various Final Fantasy games)
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WARNING! This one may burn your eyes.
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Oh god, there's too much... already my eyes are burning from looking for proper fangirl/boy material... I'm going back to my fanfiction.

Also, Zidane is often backstabbed by his ponytail. XD And Squall's hair hates him, too. And the capes are holey. "... Zidane's ponytail also goes through his back, and Squall's hair sometimes clips through his face. Many characters who wear capes (Terra, Garland, Golbez, etc) have their limbs pass through their cape, particularly when dodging."

"There is a running joke about the quote Sephiroth exclaims during his EX Break ("I will bring you despair, ruination of all.) is usually changed into: "I will bring you dis pear." (I will bring you this pear)." I just had to share this with you guys~ Not that anyone's going to read this.

Somehow, I can see GolbezxWarrior of Light, but only by Dissidia means and a certain quote. Other than that, they're not even from the same game...

XDDDDDDD Fanfiction is hilarious. It's great to find the question+answer fics if they're written well, but if they're out of character, they're horrible. But this one's IC. XD "Who would win among you three (Cloud, Vincent [Valentine is his last name, incidentally], and Sephiroth) if it was hands-only?" "Cloud: Are you kidding me? Have you seen Vincent's claw? ([link])" Personally, I think that the claw counts as a weapon, but who knows?

.... OOC! *slaps a red label on it* SEPHIROTH. CANNOT. SMILE. D: _{But I'll admit, the context was cute~ <3}